"   Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil   "
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

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"   You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.   "
Dita von Teese  (via funeralfaerie)

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what do you mean a g spot isn’t a place where all the homies hang out?

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